How to enjoy a sucker

The boys earned a giant sucker for their bravery and valor. I bought a huge one a couple of weeks ago for the purpose of a photo shoot and they salivated at the very site of it, but did not defile it as it sat in my office. So that deserves a little reward.

Jared demonstrates how to thoroughly enjoy a sucker of this magnitude and tastiness......

First, smell and admire.....


Second, slowly glide across the sweet surface with your tongue and roll your eyes back into your head to show pure heavenly joy....


And third, giggle with glee and excitement because you've got the biggest, tastiest sucker you've ever had in your very hands and it's only taken 10 years to talk your mother into buying it.....


David's optional forth step: Take a gigantic bite out of the sucker and then continue licking with some of the candy stuck in your cheeks......